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Who says I'm not cultured?

Fri Feb 20, 2009, 7:56 PM
  • Mood: Awestruck
  • Listening to: Autumnal by Dark Moor
  • Reading: Crime and Punishment
  • Watching: 30 Rock
  • Playing: Call of Duty 4
  • Eating: Mac/Cheese
  • Drinking: Tea
British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] It's football...not soccer.
Total: 4

Australian
[ ] You wear flip-flops all year.
[ ] You call flip-flops "thongs", not "flip-flops".
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[x] You have an Australian something.
Total: 5

Italian
[x] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs. (the vital ones, I guess)
[1/2] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what a Italian horn is.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 3.5

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 3

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You don't get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 6

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes. (they're green from time to time)
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's Day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland. (in the past?)
[x] You have hair everywhere. (it's just very fine)
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get-togethers always include drinking and singing. (depends on what branch)
Total: 3

African American
[x] You say n***a casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. (against all of humanity)
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[x] You refer to people as 'dawg' or 'homie'. (in a joking context)
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 6

Asian
[1/2] You have slanty/small eyes. (depends on how early it is, what's been happening, and other mitigating factors)
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[ ] You play/have played the piano.
[x] You have family from Asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 3

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You went to pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2.
[ ] You like Limburger cheese.
Total: 4

Canadian
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh. A lot.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 3


American
[x] You hate foriegners. (I hate everyone)
[x] You hate non-Christians. (Not due to them being non-christian, just that most people in this group fall under the category of "people")
[x] You're lazy.
[x] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 6

So I'm a trifecta: Russian (natch), African-American (below the waste), and American (get me a gun with two big macs now you commie!). Woot woot.

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  • Current Residence: Maine, US
  • Interests: Guitar, Websurfing, Music, Anything visually appealing.
  • Favourite movie: Too hard to say. Eternal Sunshine was pretty good, so was What Dreams May Come, Paprika etc.
  • Favourite band or musician: Sonata Arctica, Symphony X, Helloween, Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Dark Moor
  • Favourite genre of music: Power/Symphonic Metal
  • Favourite artist: Ryan Bliss
  • Favourite poet or writer: Tony Kakko
  • Favourite style of art: Abstract digital and planetscapes.
  • Operating System: XP
  • MP3 player of choice: Zen Touch
  • Shell of choice: Conch
  • Wallpaper of choice: Summerwood by Ryan Bliss
  • Favourite game: Morrowind
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC
  • Favourite cartoon character: Homer Simpson
  • Personal Quote: "Guantanamo, as American as sexism and slavery."
  • Tools of the Trade: The only tool that matters.

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